Hi, I am Riku. Finish reading this until it is done, lest you be maimed by my Keyblade.
As I said, I am Riku. I am 16 years old. I have blindfolded eyes and handsome features all over my face. I am totally hot. If you don't send this to at least 12 people, Xemnas and Saix will hide under your bed and do god-knows-what down there while you sleep. Don't believe me?
Case 1: Little Sora Buckles got this e-mail. He didn't believe in chain letter. (Durrhurr, I wonder why?) Well, foolish Sora. He was fighting heartless when suddenly, Sephiroth appeared. Now he's not with us anymore. Haha, Sora. Haha. You don't want to be like him, do you?
Case 2: Lea M. Simon hated chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 buddies. Not good enough, Lea. Now, he lost his heart, and he'll fade in KH2, never to become a Somebody. Haha, Axel. Haha. Now, do you want to be like Lea?
Case 3: Zexion Tyler, he got this letter. Ugh, another chain letter, he thought. Only had 7 organization buddies to send it to. Well, that night when he was going to take a shower, he saw naked Vexen in the bathtub. It was the BIGGEST fright of his life. He is mentally scarred.
Case 4: Ansem Minse. This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Ansem was a wise person. (8D See what I did thar?) He sent this to 12 people. Later that day, he found 1 BILLION MUNNY on the ground. He was promoted to boss-person of Radiant Garden, and everybody loved him. Now he has a bunch of people imitating his name, wishing they could be him.
Send this to 12 people, or else you'll face the consequences! Yar!
0 people: You will lose your heart and become a Nobody...or worse, a Mary Sue Organization member.
1-6 people: You'll be forced to play Re: Chain of Memories with only 1s and 2s in your deck. On proud mode.
7-11 people: Vexen naked in a shower. 'Nuff said. Although...some nutso fangirls may like that.
12 and over: I, Riku, will be your slave for a day. (Not.)
The moral of the story? Don't do stupid chain mails, boys and girls.